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Al Gores piss boy

mop boy at 'Show World' (bonus points to those that know what movie that references)

anything at all to do with Fox News.. I would say editor, reporter, or fact checker, however, I'm pretty sure that they don't actually employ anyone in those job fields anyway

Nix

asian.. or russian.. really.. any chick with a hot accent that is kinky and sadistic..
however  I have yet to find anyplace that allows me to order up a hot chick for take-out..

well..  not legally anyway.. and I tend to avoid those illegal things since I am far too purty to go to prison

Nix

well.. in this topsy-turvy world where I actually have a SO.. I would still go with my friends..
realistically, I could simply go back to rosie palm and her five sisters as a long term, meaningfull relationship..

but since we are dealing in high fantasy, or some other form of fiction, I could also just get another SO..
after all, I'm living in a land ( Read more... )

its not really a 'word'.. but more of a phrase..
' I want your hot-man body, Nix..'
which, loosely translated means, ' I want your hot-man body, Nix..'

whether or not this phrase is actually foreign or not is sort of for up for debate..
but since I have never heard it in English..
it must be in a foreign language..
which foriegn language I have no idea ( Read more... )

( Snow White... )

well.. since this question actually borders on bdsm (and isn't simply about how retarded 16 yr olds are and their insurance)..

personally.. I believe in monogamy. 
I know its for many people, and that to force such a belief onto someone is outmoded.. my brain isn't wired to be in an open relationship.

sure.. there are friends.. and play..
but the ( Read more... )

most of the really dirty naughty cool awesome fun things that are swirlilng around in my head.. I haven't done

ok.. technically I haven't done any of the really dirty naughty cool awesome fun things that are swirling around in my head..

I haven't even done any of the dirty naughty things..

though I have done several cool things..
and several awesome ( Read more... )

my favorite mother from television or a movie..

as usual.. its more of a 'list' than a simple numero uno..

1) June Cleaver via Leave it to Beaver..
growing up on television as I did Leave it to Beaver was constantly on and June was such a sex goddess.  to this day a pearl necklace (with actual pearls.. though the man-made kind is also pretty hot), ( Read more... )

foriegners had rights?
when did this happen?
frak!
ignore politics for a few decades of your existance and all of a sudden.. non-americans 'matter'..
piffle!
piffle, I say!
if foreigners mattered.. they'd be Americans (with the heart disease and conceit that corresponds with being an American)

ok.. so.. sure.. they have to go through a couple of 'therapy ( Read more... )

electrocute their testicles!!!

wait.. no.. fuck.. we've already done that..

dunk 'em in water.. deprive them of sleep.. urinate on their holy books..

wait.. wait.. wait.. fuck.. we've done all that as well..
I'm outta ideas..

Darth Chaney.. where for art thou Darth Chaney??
come back.. bless us with thy soul-sucking yet utterly heartless wisdom!!

I mean ( Read more... )